The XFL was many things, though unfortunately, it was never very good football. One of my favorite things about it, however, was that players could put something other than their last name on their jersey. Most notorious, of course, was "He Hate Me," worn by Rod Smart.
I'm perfectly aware the No Fun League will never adopt this practice, but I wonder what guys would put on their jerseys if given the choice. Eli Manning/"Elite QB"? Richard Sherman/"Gonna shut it for you real quick"? Tom Brady/"[*Hair flip*]"?
Ideas/suggestions?
Matt "Checkdown" Ryan
ReplyDeleteEli "Mashed Potato Mough" Manning
Ben "Are you 21" Roethlisberger
John "Inactive: Only 98% Healthy" Abraham
ReplyDeleteMark "Girlie Headband" Sanchez
Ben "what hotel are you staying at" roethisberger
ReplyDeleteJohnathon "15 seconds of fame" papelbon
Amar'e "IR" Stoudemire
Peyton "next year is the year" manning
Brett "pic message sent" favre
Philip "just stop it dude" Rivers
Jeremy "where did i go" shockey
Yasiel "i'm older" puig
oh i get it, just football....didn't read the whole post. my bad
ReplyDeleteBaseball is good, too--they fit Saltalamacchia on the back, there is space for creativity there.
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