college footballs top 25 with complete anaylsis

Here is my analysis for the  preseason top 25, my picks for the top 4, champion and destroying the old school mentality of the archaic thinking against a playoff.

1. Florida St- Heisman winner, great coach, super weak conference, weak schedule. should run the table
2. Alabama- AJ McCarron returns for what goddamn seems like his 10th season in college football. Should lose 1 game, but play in the SEC so that won't affect them, because hell the sec is the greatest conference of all time, GREAT GREAT GREAT
3. Oregon- Heisman candidate QB, aggressive offense, great coaching and 900 uniform combinations, so they should run the table, willl lose 1 game however against oregon st in the civil war and drop 15 places in the rankings, thus ending any chance for a national championship
4. Oklahoma- My favorite to finish #2 in the country...mostly because their conference also sucks and they play tulsa and louisville tech
5. Ohio St- go "f" yourself ohio state...will lose 3-4. get out of my life you stupid nut
6. Auburn- too high- good team, hard schedule, will lose 2
7. UCLA- interesting team, they came on strong last year...darkhorse heisman candidate-however i think it's too early..it's goddamn ucla...they are always under-performing. will finish the year with 3 loses and #22 in the country
8.Michigan St- my darkhouse national champion. if they can get past oregon week 2 they will run the table. 9. South Carolina- steve spurrier will find a way to lose a game or two...always has. overrated as all hell. Met him at a golf tournament and he was wasted and didn't smile in a picture...
10. Baylor- don't know anything about this team this year...know they will probably average 50 points a game and give up 48
11. Stanturd -hoping they lose every game, they are due to have a down year...this is the year.
12. Georgia- one of those sec schools like s. carolina that always starts the year super high and than loses several games but because they play in the sec are overrated and thus get the benefit of the doubt when they lose. another 9-3 season. good job richt.
13. LSU- actually one of the sec schools i think is GOOD. They will finish 10-2 and probably a #8 ranking and play in the sugar bowl. good team.
14. Wisconson- always overrated. will lose 4 and finish outside the top 25.
15. USC-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- a player lies after "falling" off a balcony and tells the country he was saving his drowning nephew and another player accuses the coach of extreme racism and quits. i don't think they were good enough to be ranked this high, thinking they lose 4-5. do they miss kiffin yet??
16. Clemson- always lose 2 games like georgia and s. carolina. probably finish with 3 and a justified #16 ranking. most years they are much higher
17. Notre Dame- they sure are taking their time to "investigate" the players accused of academic cheating. Oh how the mighty have fallen. love it- i have they lose every game, and tie stanturd
18. mississippi- get the fuck out of here. ole miss sucks. eli went there. please stop putting them in the rankings. Only thing good about this school is p. willis.
19. Arizona State- tough schedule- might be a year away from earning a top 20 ranking.
20. Kansas state- right where they should be.
21. Texas AM- eh. Sure why not.
22. Nebraska- finish #12. super weak schedule. will lose against michigan st and that's it.
23. North Carolina- nope.
24. Missouri- nope.
25. Washington- hahahahahaha nope. Cal makes it here.

My top 4
1. Florida State
2. Oklahoma
3. Michigan St
4. Alabama

Florida State 33 vs Oklahoma 28- Florida State Champion
Marcus Mariotti- Heisman

Preseason rankings rant: I HATE the preseason rankings. what good does it do? It rewards teams that lose early because they have time to win a few more games and thus moving up in the rankings. It also is that "best team on paper" argument...what if they aren't that good, they don't lose and than get absolutely destoyed when they play a good school (NOTRE DAME is one example against alabama). Rankings should come out after 4 weeks- out of conference games are through and any teams that have suspended players begin returning and teams that have injuries to important players begin to play schools not named north dakota state and rice.

Playoff Rant: Today on mike and mike bobby bowden was on and said that he hates the playoff because, it doesn't necessarily put #1 and #2 in the championship game....jesus christ...shut up you senile. First of all, there were controversies almost every single year when it was the BCS and computers ranked teams #1 and #2 and most years there was a team that was left out of having the change to win the championship because they might have won every single game but the computers ranked them #3. Secondly before the BCS there was no guaranteed #1 and #2 championship game either, since there were different polls that were used, and different games that were recognized. I think 6 was the perfect number. Get rid of championship conference games. Top 2 teams get byes, and the other 4 play. I know, I know the controversy what if the #3 or #4 teams have the same record...just win baby...the difference is that they still have a chance to play for the championship.

Thoughts? Questions? Concerns?